…it would probably look a lot like this:

* = I could see it happening. ^ = Hell would freeze over.

Opening Licks:

Go With the Flow: Queens of the Stone Age
Baby Please Don’t Go: Van Morrison
Hazy Shade of Winter: The Bangles
Dolphin’s Cry: Live*
ENCORE: Dynamite: The Scorpions

Amp-Warmers:

Free: Powerman 5000
Blister in the Sun: Violent Femmes
What’s Up: 4 Non-blonds
Der Kommissar: After the Fire
ENCORE: Don’t Fear the Reaper: Blue Oyster Cult*

String Snappers:

Sultans of Swing: Dire Straights*
Take the Money and Run: The Steve Miller Band
King of Pain: The Police
Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground: The White Stripes
ENCORE: Maxwell Murder: Rancid

Trash and Burn:

Dirty Deeds: AC/DC
Hotter and Hotter: Henry Rollins Band*
Barracuda: Heart
Even Flow: Pearl Jam*
ENCORE: The Little Things: Bush

Return of the Shred:

Northern Lights: Amorphis
Bulls on Parade: Rage Against the Machine
Forty-Six and Two: Tool
Been Down So Long: The Doors
ENCORE: Iron Man: Black Sabbath*

Relentless Riffs:

Awake: Godsmack
Spoonman: Sound Garden*
2 Minutes to Midnight: Iron Maiden
Bad Habit: The Offspring ^
ENCORE: Morality Squad: GWAR ^

Furious Fretwork:

Cigaro: System of a Down ^
Black Betty: Ram Jam*
Mr. Brownstone: Guns and Roses
Hot for Teacher: Vanhalen
ENCORE: Seasons in the Abyss: Slayer

Facemelters

Far Away: Helloween
Kissing the Shadows: Children of Bodom ^
Whiplash: Metallica ^
Beyond the Dark Sun: Wintersun
ENCORE: Through the fire and the flames: Dragonforce